is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
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Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
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Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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