I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
Randomize