i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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