I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
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I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
We had to coat check the pizza.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
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It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
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