that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
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Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
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Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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