i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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