There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
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I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
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Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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