but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
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