I think im going to throw up on grandma
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
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you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
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He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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