i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
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i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
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the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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