mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
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Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
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He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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