she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
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You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
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We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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