Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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