You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
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I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
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The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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