He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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