HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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