She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
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just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
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I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
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