don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
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just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
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not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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