he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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