you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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