Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
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You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
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All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
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