I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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