Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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