so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
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It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
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First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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