what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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