Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
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Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
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He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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