Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
my sisters under your porch take her home
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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