What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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