Can Purell be used as lube?
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
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totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
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I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one