I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
The 21 Worst Ways People Have Been Dumped
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
19 People Confess The Worst Things They Have Been Accused Of
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
sex in a hospital.. check
They have beer where we have blood.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.