If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
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Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
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this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.