tell your sister to shave her snatch
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
21 Embarrassing Stories From Adults Who’ve Crapped Their Pants
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
21 People Confess What It’s Really Like At An Orgy
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.