I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now