ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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