It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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