do herpes really smell.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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