we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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