her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
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im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
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Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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