Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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