dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
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He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
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No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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