He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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