I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Randomize
