How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
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I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
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I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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