good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
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Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
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We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...