The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
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When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
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It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?