U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
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I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Let's paint friendship bongs
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
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I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme