It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
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Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
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the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.