no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
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Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
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No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.