i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
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He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
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If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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