Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
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You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
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so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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