sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
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biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
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Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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