OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
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You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
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About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
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