we're chasing vodka with high fives
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
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He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
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I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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