he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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