apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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