i just found a plastic monkey in my sweatshirt pocket
Umm I had a plastic mermaid in my pants......
Really
You win
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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