Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
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We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
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