sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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