I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
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my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
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By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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