he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
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I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
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It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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